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  • Bored of the Rings
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  • 10 November 2017
  • 9780451452610
Bored of the Rings

Bored of the Rings Summary » 8 Download Ò eBook, ePUB or Kindle PDF ✓ The Harvard Lampoon The Harvard Lampoon ✓ 8 Download Ul kiss the unwary to death these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest wackiest most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertak. Tolkien s works were sacred and beloved in my family when I was growing up and this Harvard Lampoon lampoon of the trilogy was outright HERESY hilarious heresy that is The Harvard Lampoon was the late 1960s precursor to National Lampoon of Animal House Vacation and Van Wilder fame Those boys at Harvard turned over every character rock and tree in Tolkien s universe and exposed their lewd gross and satiric underbellies Really it s a salacious guffaw fest fit for the pimply Tolkien loving fourteen year old boy in many of us Published in 1969 it is a product of its time Some readers today may not get some of its references anyone remember the laxative Serutan Good Gulf brand gas Richard M Nixon and this book s Middle Earth has a heavy hippie era vibe along with a burlesue and peep show vibe But it s still a hysterical read even now In the Preface alone there is the best footnote ever writtenSo follow Frito Spam Moxie and Pepsi four boggies from the Sty as they journey to drop the One Ring into the Zazu Pits and rid Lower Middle Earth from the machinations of the evil Sorhed the Great Carbuncle of Doom with a little help from their friends Goodgulf Greyteeth Stomper the Lone Ranger and wretched little Goddam while still finding time to stop for a visit with dear Uncle Dildo fresh from playing another game of four letter Scrabble

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