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Grapefruit A Book of Instructions and Drawings by Yoko Ono Summary á 104 Back in print for the first time in nearly thirty years here is Yoko Ono's whimsical delightful subversive startlin. Instructions for obtaining reading and disposing of GrapefruitBuy this book on with two others for free sh Still think you spent too much money Don t care you spent too much money because you think this book will make you a better personSee the word whimsical on the back cover Laugh at the word whimsical Laugh with a coworker about the word whimsical Say Oh Yoko Ono you so whimsical Make notes on every page On some pages make pictures In most of the notes draw from your knowledge of physics astronomy psychology sociology and rationality to deconstruct the instructions Logically prove them false nonsensical or even harmful Feel bad about not being whimsical Then feel good about being rational Use no less than three different colored pens to do thisRead out loud with a coworker at your place of business Have giggle fits Get stared at Read to each other Instruct each other Don t comply Giggle insteadTalk about how Yoko broke up the Beatles and killed John Lennon Feel clich for doing so But refuse to continue reading for that reason Then continue reading anyways because it s assigned Do it begrudgingly Feel bad about not being whimsical Then remember you re not insaneBriefly think about how these instructions aren t meant to be taken literally how it s an expression a form of art Think about the fact that each page probably means something Don t care to figure it out because you can t translate crazyFeel bad for John Lennon Wonder about how things might have been different Decide you believe in fate and that things worked out for the best Take that thought back and stop reading again Then start again because maybe you ll get it this timeRate this book on Goodreads Be surprised but not surprised to see it has an average rating of 4 stars Think about how people automatically believe when something is strange andor they don t understand it that it is by default genius Think about hipsters who pretend to like things they don t actually like because it makes them look cool or smart Don t care about not being perceived as cool or smart because you absolutely abhor this book Try to like it because you respect your professor and her reading list and she s obviously assigning this for a reason Stop trying because you hate it and you will always hate it Think you re just cranky and too serious Then stop thinking because you ve wasted enough time thinking about this already and you ve got important things to doDon t do Yoko the pleasure of burning this book like she reuests Put it on a shelf instead Let it collect dust the ultimate violence to books Pull it out when your friends are over and you are all drunk Read to each other Have giggle fits Let it collect dust Briefly fantasize that because it has your notes and drawings in it that it will one day be valuable because you will one day be a published writer but published because of merit rather than reputation Have pride in the fact you don t want to ever be published by fact of your being an anti celebrity or the spouse of a celebrity Have pride in the fact that you only want to be published when your writing deserves it Feel elitist Feel snobby Then feel bad for feeling elitist and snobby Then stop caring and read something elseForget this book exists

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Grapefruit A Book of Instructions and Drawings by Yoko Ono Summary á 104 Ther is a realityBurn this book after you've read it Yoko OnoThis is the greatest book I've ever burned John Lennon. I became aware of this book because of my interest in the Beatles and John Lennon Yoko Ono s art is one of those things that you either love or hate I happen to love it This is a book of instructionslittle koan like thoughts like imagine the clouds dripping Dig a hole in your garden to put them in Some of them are bizarre some of them are poetic some of them are painful but they are all thought provoking and beautiful just like Yoko Read this and you ll understand why John fell in love with herand you will too

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Grapefruit A Book of Instructions and Drawings by Yoko Ono Summary á 104 G book of instructions for art and for lifeA dream you dream alone may be a dream but a dream two people dream toge. I meanI m not sure how to review this book It is a piece of incredible artistic work only because it really allows you into Yoko Ono s thought process It gives us a glimpse of how she viewed the world her ideology and her uirkiness Her creativity came through in every piece it really gave me a clear idea how she worked and how she is an artist in every sense of the word It is an intimate look into her works music art poetry film and exhibitionism In every aspect of her life her uniueness shone There were parts that probably went completely over my head and others where I found myself pausing for a minute to reread and let it sink inAlthough this is a book of instructions I will openly admit that I barely followed any of the instructions given in this book I think Yoko Ono might appreciate that I didn t taking it as a sign of individualism of assertiveness maybe even rebellion I don t know I think I may be talking out of my ass excuse the language But that s the effect that Yoko Ono has on you really Some instructions were very simple Light a match and watch till it goes out Others were interesting Carry a bag of peas Leave a pea wherever you goOthers were impossible FlySome instructions were creative Painting to be slept on Hang it after sleeping on it for than 100 nightsAnd some were intimate Listen to each other s pulse by putting your ear on the other s stomachSome instructions your mind couldn t help but follow Think that snow is falling Think that snow is falling everywhere all the time When you talk with a person think that snow is falling between you and on the person Stop conversing when you think the person is covered by snowThen there were passages that were just beautiful thoughts It s sad that the air is the onlything we shareNo matter how close we get to each otherthere is always air between usIt s also nice that we share the airNo matter how far apart we arethe air links usWhat beautiful poetry and what a beautiful thoughtThen there s humor and satireI wonder why men can get serious at all They have this delicate long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own willA gem of a book definitely worth keeping around

  • Hardcover
  • 320
  • Grapefruit A Book of Instructions and Drawings by Yoko Ono
  • Yoko Ono
  • en
  • 21 March 2017
  • 9780743201100