[Captivate [BOOK] Free Read Epub Author Carrie Jones

Summary Captivate

Read å Captivate 109 Carrie Jones ↠ 9 Free read Characters ↠ E-book, or Kindle E-pub ↠ Carrie Jones Grow stronger each day that he is in captivity while his control over his people weakens And it's enough to draw a new king into town Astley claims he is different He claims there are pixies who can live peacefully with humans that it doesn't have to be all violence and nastiness all the time Zara wants to believe himuntil Astley a. Hey guys It s April now because this thing has been waiting for me since April and we re pretending I m not a procrastinator Time machines say whaaaaat And we re going to do another Keels reads a book online with percentagesthingy Or whatever You know how this works I start reading making comments at various places as I go along With percentages so you know approx where I am in the book I will be doing this ALL in one stretch and then will go back and add GIFS later for your amusement I know I m the greatest So Shall we beginThere s some irony there1% ZARA speechifying Remind me again are you in high school Are you THIS IS NOT A WOOOOORD ISSI You are no longer allowed to imagine anyone is dead Somehow this seems grammatically incorrect to meSomeone help me out If I m wrong I will apologize to Issi Not to Zara though NEVER TO ZARA Actually I suspect it probably IS grammatically correctbut it still sounds weird out loud And CRIKES I ve read books when the characters are worrywarts before but this is actually ANNOYING I don t Need descriptions of how you are imagining your dead boyfriend Zara dear In fact I do not care for him I think you should dump him Nick thinks insane blush mode is cute Why Why Why do we need a literary cliche on page two I know what to expect butbutthis is actually just CRUEL Wolves are not like humans WHOA BLOWIN MA MIND ZARA 2% Winter in Maine is not fun Bad news guys Zara s still not over this whole cold thing from book oneWhoa Dev dated a girl back in forth grade I don t think I knew what dating WAS in forth gradeAnd wait a flippin second This coach puts the four of these trouble makers in a group together for gym class When he yelled at them not once but TWICE already Jeez I wanna go to this school You get days off in cross country for one thing plus you can skip class apparently whenever you want I COULD GET AWAY WITH MURDER You know I could 3% Now was not the time We were in PE SINCE WHEN HAS THIS STOPPED YOU BEFORE 4% PIXIE TIP Pixies do not look like Tinker Bell Although they occasionally wear tutus Seriously who doesn t Ermis this comment supposed to make me like the characters tone BecauseA Pixie Tip WTFand B Who doesn t I doesn t that s who 6% Pixies are out and about putting people in danger attacking poor innocent speshul folk like Zara and making trouble They are SO dangerous in fact that Nick the mostly werewolf boyfriend gets chided for patrolling on his own This town is flippin dangerous And what does our brilliant Zara doShe goes running BY HERSELF Most times I think she s asking for this stuff I pull out my cell phone punch in 9 1 1 but don t hit Send Because seriously What would I sayTry Hi this is Zara Whatsherlastnameagain and I m down by the railroad tracks and just heard something that sounds like a person who s badly hurt Wait for police cars to come while standing safely by the road Sure I can do that Then when she DOES call someone who is it Nick Who is at work With his phone off Yeah there s a reason Zara s karma is this bad 7% Valhalla Norse mythology Andpixies WTF This is MESSED UP Do you know what he is HalflingUmVampire Please say vampire Is it too much to ask for vampire 9% UmI think the pixie tip here was supposed to say that scary movies HAVE evil things in them But the wording actually just said scary movies are evil Hear that folks HORROR MOVIES ARE EVIL EM CALL THE DOCTOR WE WATCHED THAT THE SHINING TV SPECIAL WE HAVE THE TAINT WE IS GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE 10% Aw nope Not a vampire Another pixie kingOOH LOVE INTEREST 2 KEELS CALLS IT Kids put me down for 150 in roulette I m feelin good about this one 13%Norse myths Valhalla Valkyries I m saying this RIGHT NOW if they bastardize Loki I will MESS THEIR SHT UPOh well and Zara s right about googling Valkyrie and getting the Tom Cruise film first but the SECOND HIT in Wikipedia is about the Norse bits And wouldn t you put that in there to begin with Valkyrie Norse Huh sounds like a bad romance Just to save on time 15% No Nick or my grandma would have smelled him there You know their noses NO WITH THEIR TOES 17% Okay so bitch move here but hear me out I kinda agree with Zara s pixie dad on this one Her mom decided to sleep with him decides not to stay with him The pixies only become evil psychos without a ueenHe HAD a ueen She DITCHED him If their biology is written for them to need to drink blood hehe vampires when they don t have a ueenDoesn t this make things sorta not their faultI mean don t get me wrong it s their fault for DOING the deeds all in all but isn t it Zara s mom s fault for being like see ya later husband o mine I m marrying a human instead WhooZara should make up a word for pixie sympathy She has a made up word for everything elseAnd Zara DON T BE FLIPPING CONTRADICTORY If you re gonna be all chill about having a werewolf for a boyfriend He is NOT an animal then you re gonna hafta get over the pixie dad thing as wellBecause one of those things IS stranger than the other And no it s not the pixie bit The whole Nick protecting me thing drives me insane I can protect myself OH NO YOU MOST CERTAIN CANNOT 20% Blond man waiting in the road who you hope isn t there for you Well is he hot Zara Tell us if he s hot That will make figuring it out SOOO much easier 21% or I ve lost forty I points or somethingAnd trust me kid those were 40 points you could NOT afford to loseAnd yep he was there for her He s now hot by default 26% Do goodernessIs it my turn to make up a word now Please Pretty please cherries and sprinkles Ironically I donate these two ice cream toppings because I hate themAlso apparently muppets don t USUALLY kill people Well that s a relief Honestly I d be MUCH worried about having a muppet kill me than a pixie I m a chick so pixies wouldn t drink my blood they d if anything just try to marry me That s a lot easier to handle than a giant Cookie Monster blundering at you screaming COOOOKKIEEEEEEE in a way that makes you believe YOU are the cookie he wants to eat now THIS COULD BE YOUAlso Grover is a pyromaniac And death by fire sounds harsh man 28% Is Nick s only purpose in this book to BE MAN call her baby and protectstalk things 29% Hehe Zara makes a list of illegal things they ve done ON PAPER Not even hidden away on her computerBetter hope those useless Maine cops don t find THAT little slip up 30% Nick s fingers stroke my skin Creeeeep eeerAlso why are these children obsessed with bagels 33% Look at my lips They are too thin They hardly even count as lips HEY WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE THINISHSMALL LIPSDon t be hating on people with little mouths Small on the outside CAVERNOUS on the inside 34% Okay so are books like TV shows now Do authors get extra cash for dropping as many brand names as possibleJus wonderin 40% ZARA And why has nobody told me this beforeOh Zara CLEARLY because it wasn t necessary to the plot then It is NOW 41% Awpoor Zara s havin a meltdownshe s so SPESHUL she can t even handle itshe s feelin a bitBLUE HahahahahahahaCough Okay I m done now Blueheh For those of you who haven t read this book and are thanking your lucky stars you didn t Zara starts turning blue in the book Yeah actually full on blue skin I didn t want you to be left out of the joke I KNOW I m so nice 44% KEELS PREDICTION NUMBER TWO SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN CONVENIENTLY SO ZARA WILL HAVE AN EXCUSE TO KISS THE HOT BLOND PIXIE AND THEN BECOME A PIXIE HERSELF BUT DON T WORRY SHE WILL STILL MAKE THINGS WORK WITH NICKApparently pixies smell like Dove soapGuys Guys CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT 53% Pixie Federation They Flipping Have A Pixie Federation Anywho there s ANOTHER pixie king coming for ZaraThree s a crowd folkswho apparently is as evil as evil is evil I WANT HIM NOW 55% We fall asleep there curled up together fully clothed obviously because we haven t actually had actual sex yetYeah but have you had NON actual sex yet That s the REAL uestion Zara 58% Ooooh spooky Things smell like death Tell me Nick what does death smell like Is it like pain which apparently demands to be felt 63% Bum badda ba bum bum badda BA bum bum badda BA bum bum budda DAAAA That s Ride of the Valkyries for all you who didn t know And YEAH That s right The valkyrie just showed up to snatch Nicky boy giving us a perfectly good excuse to now kiss hot blond Astley yeah 66% My cell Call it if you need me he says I won t need you I tell himBut thanks YES SHE DOES ASTELY SHE DOES NEED YOU NEEEEEEED Well screw you Zara Hey guys guess who just went into the woods by herself again Ya huh ZARA And guess who swung in to her rescue Yeah uh huh ASTLEY SIGH HEAVILY 68% Astley s completely right Zara we all need to be rescued some timesJust you than anyone else 69% Oh my gollywollydoodlealltheday Oh goodness Oh hilarious hysteria The evil pixie s name isFrank ITS FRANK FRAAAAAAAANK 70% They are now speaking about Odin and Thor Let me reiterateIf they bastardize LokiI WILL MESS THEIR FACES UP 74% Geez Zara of COURSE Nick s parents are dead You hadn t figured that out yet CrikesWait a second where does this kid LIVE 82% I m not most people says Zara TRUST US ZARA WE KNOW 86%Umyou don t cook spaghetti in a pan Oh also Keel s Prediction 3 or whatever we re on There will be a completely normal explanation as to why Cassidy and Dev are hanging out that doesn t have to do with LOOOOVE so Issi and Dev can still be an item 87% Not only is Zara a pixie now she s even a SPESHUL pixie Because she can heal in superfast time Sigh Goody for you Zara Goody for you Uh oh guys Looks like I have glitter envy 95% Yup Cassidy is part elf She was chillin with Dev to learn the secrets of the trade S all cool now brosOh and about five sentences later Issi announces she and Devyn are a couple now Brilliant 98% Wait a minutethey just learned that Nick is still alive the fate of the world rests in their hands and there is probably a giant battle leading to a possible apocalypse coming and they head to a DANCE A FLIPPING SCHOOL DANCEWhat is the world coming to Well then WELL THEN WELL THEN Looks like we re done Sowhat was the point of this book actually What was the plot WAS there a plotHmmmI shall ponder thisAt least they didn t bastardize Loki my warnings SHALL be heard And at least I got a good pot of new money for my hypothetical bank account because of all my predictability nessYay Keels finally got to make up a word too Aw so happy now See y all later when I put the GIFS inAnd while you wait go check out my review of the first book

Characters ↠ E-book, or Kindle E-pub ↠ Carrie Jones

Captivate

Read å Captivate 109 Carrie Jones ↠ 9 Free read Characters ↠ E-book, or Kindle E-pub ↠ Carrie Jones Lso claims that she is fated to be his ueenThere is no way Zara would ever turn pixie And she's got good friends who will make sure of that Besides she and Nick are so in love they're practically inseparable But when they very thing Zara wants to protect most is exactly what's at risk she is forced to make choices she never imagined. I really wanted to like this series but I give up halfway through this book I can t finish it right now maybe one day I will It is just too silly Nick and Zara are driving me crazy all with all their mushy love talk and I m a big fan of romance in books If you are like me and thought the first book was okay and hoped this was better I m afraid you might be disappointed

Carrie Jones ↠ 9 Free read

Read å Captivate 109 Carrie Jones ↠ 9 Free read Characters ↠ E-book, or Kindle E-pub ↠ Carrie Jones He smiles It's a wicked smile Kind but not kind Handsome but dangerous Feral almost I can see why Nick nearly killed him NickI ask again Why were you in the roadI was waiting for youZara and her friends thought they'd solved the pixie problem And they did sort of The pixie's are all locked away deep in the woods But the king's needs. Reading Captivate was so thoroughly unenjoyable that I found myself doubting how much I loved Need to begin with Which is crazy because I truly did enjoy Need and thought it was a great stand alone book So many probelems with Captivate I don t even know where to start The story itself wasodd There just wasn t a flow Lot s of dangerous action scenes Lots of pukey teen romace between Zara and Nick But a clear plot never seemed to take shape When everything was said and done Captivate read like a filler novel There was no blooming romance no intrigue or mystery to discover We only meet a handful of new characters And while their actions definately play a role in the story we don t spend than a few sentences with them Another issue I have with the story is the lack of growth seen in the characters Granted these are teens and the story takes place over a span of a fews weeks But considering everything they have done and gone through I expect a little self discovery and character development I think Jones expects the reader to accept the characters based on Need rather than based on any insights in this story While I found Zara to be a uirky likeable girl in Need here she is ridicuously attached to Nick and incredibly stubborn and singleminded Zara and Nick s relationship as many have pointed out is barely tolerable to read about I am ok with sappy displays of teen love in small doses Or if there is some danger or steamy scenes to balance out the I love you than you love me stuff But Captivate was simply undying love All the time It was so bad that I was actually rooting against Nick in the battle scenes Cause if he gets killed off I won t have to read about him any Zara is free to pursue a interesting guy I just get the feeling that Jones wrote Need as a one time thing and never had intentions or ideas for a suel But after it was published Need s popularity encouraged her to uickly poop out this one Clearly this series is now meant to at least be a trilogy but I don t know if I will be inspired to muddle my way through another mess

  • Hardcover
  • 273
  • Captivate
  • Carrie Jones
  • English
  • 18 July 2019
  • 9781599903422